Chapter 20 Happy

Chapter 20

I do not own Marvel or Twilight. Read then leave your review. Thank you! This is the last chapter. Talk about nervous! OMG I loved this story so I pray I did the ending justice! Thank you so much everyone!

Deadpool and Bella slept for a total of 28 hours once they returned from Tokyo. Bella was first to wake. She rolled over and looked upon her husband. He was still in his suit. She reached over and lifted off the mask. Bella delicately ran her fingers along his cheek. Something heavy came over her as she remembered thinking he was dead. The tears came down and she lay against his chest hugging the daylights out of him. Deadpool blinked a few times as he came to. He heard the soft cries and felt the tears soaking his chest. He narrowed his eyes and ran his fingers through her hair. He wrapped his free arm around her waist and kissed the top of her head.

“What’s wrong my little pumpkin butt?”

She sucks back a deep quivery breath.

“I thought I lost you.”
He smiles.

“Awe, babe I’m right here.”

“You know what I man Wade baby.”

He nods and swallows back. He’d witnessed his wife dying twice now as well. He wasn’t a big fan even if he knew she’d come back. It was one of the few times he didn’t enjoy watching someone die.

“Yeah Bella baby, I know.” He said and with full meaning there were no sarcastic thoughts going through his mind on this.
“I love you. I love you so fucking much Wade. Seeing you like that… I thought I’d lose my fucking mind.”

“But you’re with me…” He says in an odd way.

She lifts her head up and looks to him puzzled.

“I’m just saying it wouldn’t matter if you did lose your mind. Join the club! Please? I mean it gets awfully lonely in here.”

Hey you son of a bitch we’re right here you know!

Yeah you bastard!

(Sighing)

Have you forgotten about us already? ASSHOLE!
Knock it off you guys he’s trying to be semi normal.

Heh… normal. Now that’s fucking HILARIOUS
Yeah it is.

SHUT UP!

You shut up!

Yeah what he said!

I’m horny…

Yeah me too

Me three!

Finally, we all agree on something

HEH HORNY!

Deadpool sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose.

“Wade? Something wrong?”
He nods.

“What is it?”

“I’m really fucking horny and I want to see your bewbs, but I gotta take a major leak. Which sucks cause I’m really hard.”

Bella laughs and rolls her eyes.

“And there’s my husband.”
He hops up and rushes out of the room. Bella hears the bathroom door slam and the sound of him taking the longest leak ever. Bella waited till she heard the toilet flush. She too had to go. She rushed inside as her husband got into the shower. She too had to go they’d been asleep for an entire day.

“I can hear you pee peeing!” He announced with a chuckle.

“Shut it Wade. I am human.”

“Actually you’re not remember? Summers said so himself! Or Nathan as you call him the son of a bitch.”
Bella turned to hear a scratching at the door and a soft whimper. She opened the door and Ryan came running in.

“Awww, hey boy did you miss us?”

Deadpool peeks out of the shower curtain. Ryan wags his tail once he sees him.

“Hey you little fucker.”

Bella rolled her eyes and brought the dog towards him. Deadpool petted his head getting him all wet.

“He means buddy.”
“No I don’t I mean little fucker. You know he probably shit all over the living room and chewed up the couch or my recliner again.”
“Well we were gone for a while. I imagine he’s hungry and needs to potty.”

She starts to walk out with the dog.

“But… I want some pussy!”

Bella cuts her husband an evil smirk.

“Then you should have got a cat instead of a dog.”

“Ooooh that’s good, but fucking mean!”

She shrugs and exits the bathroom.

“STELLA!” He calls out in suffering.

She laughs and pets Ryan before she sits him down. She was surprised to see he actually went in the area she’d taught him and nothing was chewed up. She gave him some food and water and a treat for being so good.

“STELLA BABE I’m HURTIN’!”

“Should I make him suffer?” She questions Ryan.

He was too busy stuffing his face to care. She kisses the top of his head and makes her way to the bathroom. He peeks out of the shower curtain again. Bella giggled seeing his raging hard on poking against the shower curtain. Deadpool didn’t even give her time to undress. He instantly grabbed her and pulled her into the shower with him. Her hands ran along his scarred biceps as he began to literally shred her clothing off. His teeth were gritted as he was on a mission. He made his way to her pants and she gasped out as he tore them in half and with one hand he ripped her panties off. He was currently in an animalistic mode. Manically, he began kissing her. Bella’s legs wrapped around his waist as he lifted her up, with hardly any effort, he was moving her about him. His cock instantly found it’s home. Her pussy was so welcoming warm, wet, and constricting around his suffering cock. She threw her head back as he slammed her against him. Her husband had this constant pulsating thing going which caused her to ache for more.

“Fuck that feels so good.” She cooed out.

“Yeah baby, eat that shit up. FUCK!” He growled out.

“God you’re so fucking Hawt.”

He watches her breasts bouncing around as he continues to bang her around his hard rod.

“Harder Wade.” She cried out close to another orgasm.

That egotistical grin of his came about his face. That only made her attack his lips as he gave her what she wished. He very slightly bit upon her lower lip as he came. Once he finished coming he licked that lip of hers. She wrapped herself around him and the water continued to run down their bodies.

After their shower, they both got dressed. Her husband put on a simple sleeveless red shirt and stripped black and white boxers. Bella cleaned up the apartment and started them something to eat. She made a chicken pasta dish and garlic rolls. They both ate to their heart’s content and drank a beer with their meal. Once Bella was done with the dishes after they ate. He pulled her into his lap. Neither said a word. He simply held her. Ryan slept at their feet the entire time.

Later that night, Bella called and checked up on Charlie. They made plans to eat together soon.

Slowly, but surely Deadpool and Bella’s lives grew somewhat normal, well normal for them anyhow. The only difference now was that Deadpool, Logan, and Cable was helping to train Bella on becoming one hell of a merc. Each had a lot to teach her and each had their own ways of doing things. When it was just her and Deadpool on a job those were some of the best times she’d ever had. She never imagined she’d have so much fun working alongside of her husband like that. But he made things interesting and helped to keep her mind off the bad shit when it hit. That and it made their sex lives that much more exciting. She soon learned that her husband loved watching her in action and it sent his lust levels through the roof.

Domino surprisingly left them alone. She began her own team of mercs. She and Cable still kept in touch off and on, but that was it. She never bothered Deadpool or Bella again. Charlie was beginning to accept Wade Wilson as his daughter’s husband more and more. That however didn’t stop the two from arguing and wanting to kill one another. Bella soon learned that a visit lasting for more than three hours when her husband was around, wasn’t truly a great idea.

As for her friends Alicia and the group from school. She still saw them from time to time and she and Deadpool would make appearances at a few parties. Their new lives though of working together and along with Logan and Cable every once in a while kept them pretty busy. When it came to the Avengers, M.J, Jane, and Pepper they still kept in touch and met off and on.

Like Deadpool, Static was becoming a well-known merc. In fact people now couldn’t think Deadpool without thinking Static. They were the hot new trend and couple everyone was talking about. Deadpool got a huge kick out of that. He practically showed his wife off as though she were a damn medal of his. Things were peaceful (somewhat) for the two.

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About one year later…

Bella sighs as if bored. Her legs were crossed as she sat on the edge of a window and looked outside the area she and Wade were working. Deadpool looks up from his post towards her.

“What’s with you babycakes?”

“Why do you always get to do the hit?!”

He chuckles.

“Cause, I’m the man babe and the man always does the hit.”

“That isn’t fair Wade!”

He shrugs and adjusts his scope. She folds her arms about her chest.

“I’ve shot people before, you’ve seen me. I’m a great aim!”

“I know… and you also can beat the shit out of people which I LOVE! You kick ass babe!

She frowns as he fires off the sniper rifle.

“…dammit…” Bella pouts and bitterly grabs their things.

Deadpool scoops her up once he’s done and flips her over his shoulder.

“It’s Taco Tuesday!” He says excitably as they appear in the apartment.

He puts their things away they then appear at the drive thru of his favorite taco place. Bella still had her hands folded about her chest. He gets their food then they teleport back again. He sits her down in a chair and hands her bag of tacos over. Deadpool sits down as well and starts stuffing his face.

“Next time I get to use the sniper rifle!”

“Um no… that rifle is mine babe. And I do the hits that’s just how it is.”

“You suck! I thought we were a team.”
“Sure we are… You torture, scare the shit out of em, shoot out their kneecaps or just plain kill them. But I do the sniping.”

Bella tosses her bag of tacos at him and storms out of the room.

“Not hungry?” He calls out and opens her bag.

He hears he bedroom door slam.

“Huh… goes she’s not.” He utters towards Ryan.

“She’s cute isn’t she? Wants to kill the ones on my list.” He bites into a taco.

Bella stays in the room for the rest of the night. He enters the room once it’s bedtime to see she was still pouting. He chuckles and pecks her on the cheek.

“You’re so darn cute when you’re mad.”

He starts kissing and loving on her. Bella shoves him back.

“I’ve got a headache.” She scoffs.

“Heh?” He looks around completely baffled.

“Headache? Since when does that stop you?”

She flips him off and plops down on the bed and pulls the covers up over her head. Deadpool lifts the covers up and peeks inside.

“Go away Wade.” She hisses.

He sighs and crawls under the bed sheets with her. She shoves him out of the bed and takes all the covers and wraps herself up like a burrito.

“Someone’s ragging.” He utters and rubs the back of his head where he landed.

She flips him off again and rolls over.

“Dammit, that’s what I’m trying to do! I want to fuck your brains out.”

He jumps back on the bed and starts humping her through the covers.

“Wade!”

She rolls back over facing him.

“Please? Since when do I have to beg anyhow? At least show me your bewbs. I love bewbs!”
“No!”

She goes to push him off again. Only he grabs her and they both go tumbling down.

“HA!”

She growls out and tries to break away from his hold.

“This because I ate your tacos isn’t it?”

“No!”
“Because I beat you last in that 007 game?”

“NO!”

“Hmmm is it because I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet and placed it back on the shelf.”

“YOU WHAT?!”

He dies in laughter.

“Nah, I’m just kidding babe! You know I’d never do that. Truth is I dropped it and Ryan licked it. But I washed it off!”

“Ugh… you should have just got me a new toothbrush Wade that’s so nasty.”

“It’s just Ryan.”

“And where does he drink from when he’s out of water?”

“The toilet!”
“Exactly!”

He looks to her confused for a moment. It takes a bit for it to register… only when it does.

“Huh well shit! That’s actually kind of funny when you think about it.”

“Um no it’s not.”

“Actually it really is.”

“GRRR!”

“Yeah baby now we’re talking!”

“Um no we aren’t!”

“Actually we are… see!”

She rolls her eyes.

“So why you cock blocking me. You’ve never done that before! I don’t like it! Don’t tell me you’re one of “those” wives.”

“You know why!”

“I do?”

She nods.

“Tell me again cause I forgot!”

“You’re such an ass Wade Wilson!”

“But you love me!”

“Yeah I do, but that does change the fact that you can be a TOTAL AND COMPLETE DICK!”

“I thought you loved my dick! Ah, I see now. You just haven’t seen it in over 14 hours you forgot how big it is!” He whips it out and shows her.

Bella tried not to break but couldn’t help but to start laughing.

“You really are a giant dildo you know that.”

“You really mean it?! Thanks pumpkin butt. So you wanna give him a little sucky sucky?”

“Nope!”

“No?” He frowns and puts his cock back up.

“I don’t like you very much right now.”

Bella laughs as he’s the one pouting now.

“Let me do the next hit then!”

“Only sugar daddy does. We already discussed this.”

“Then you can learn how to suck your own dick!”

He looks down to his crotch.

“Wouldn’t that make me gay? And like isn’t that just fucking weird? Hell I don’t even think I can reach my dick… with my mouth that is…” He says looking to be in thought and still very confused.
“I’d much rather go down on that pink pussy of yours. I imagine it taste way better too.”

“Please?”

“Fuck yeah I’ll eat you out!” He licks his lips.

She laughs but tries to keep serious.

“No I mean I want the next hit!”
He sighs with frustration and goes back to humping her.

“But I love my rifle, my katanas, and I wanna do the hits! I’ve always done the hits.”
She shrugs in thought.

“Then help me get my own list.”

“Your own hit list?”

She nods.

“Please?”

She does that fluttery eye thing. He shakes his head.

“Fine if I agree then can I get some head?”

“Sure!”

He rears back.

“Wait did you just…”

His eyes roll back though as she pins him down and goes to town on his cock.

“Holy fuck! I’ll get your damn list alright.”

Bella giggled around his dick as she continued to pleasure him.

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Pepper pulls up to the mall, she, MJ, Jane and Bella step out of the car and head inside.

Bella was looking for something to get Wade for their one year anniversary. Bella noticed it seemed even more crowded than usual. That and it seemed a lot of people were wearing hoodies. Bella turned to the girls to mention something about how odd that was. She looked to them puzzled as they were sitting at a bench by one of the fountains.

Bella staggers back as Deadpool randomly dropped down from the ceiling, in a crouching stance. Her eyes widen as she finds herself in the middle of a massive group of people in the mall. They stripped away their hoodies and tossed them towards a nearby wall. They were all wearing black jeans and red t-shirts. The song Happy by Pharrell Williams began to play throughout the intercom of the mall.

It might seem crazy what I’m about to say

Deadpool began to mouth the words and pointed right at her. Her hand clasped over her mouth as she realized she was in the middle of a flash mob. Bella’s entire face grows rosy red.

Sunshine she’s here, you can take a break
I’m a hot air balloon that could go to space
With the air, like I don’t care baby by the way

Bella covers her mouth in laughter as he starts dancing with them.

Because I’m happy

Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof (mob claps along with Deadpool)
Because I’m happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I’m happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I’m happy
Clap along if you feel like that’s what you wanna do

Bella gasps out in surprise as her husband pulls off the perfect backflip and starts this break dancing move. The other dancers mimic his moves. Pepper, Jane, and M.J were dying. They knew about this all along it was one big set up. Deadpool had been planning this for a couple weeks for his and Bella’s anniversary.

Here come bad news talking this and that, yeah,
well, give me all you got, and don’t hold back, yeah,
well, I should probably warn you I’ll be just fine, yeah,
no offense to you, don’t waste your time
Here’s why

He pulls of this move where he slides on both his knees towards her. He kicks himself up and pivots around on one foot. The dancers start pulling off these cartwheels and flips.

Hey, come on

(happy)
bring me down
can’t nothing bring me down
my level’s too high
bring me down
can’t nothing bring me down
I said (let me tell you now)
bring me down
can’t nothing bring me down
my level’s too high
bring me down
can’t nothing bring me down
I said

Hey, come on

She squeals out as he scoops her up in a cradling pose and spins her around.

(happy)
Bring me down… can’t nothing…
Bring me down… my level’s too high
Bring me down… can’t nothing…
Bring me down, I said (let me tell you now)

Once the song is over he places her back down and slightly lifts his mask. Deadpool dips her back and passionately kisses her. As he brings her back up a chef comes up with a cake and two candles on it. It read Happy Anniversary Babycakes!

They both blew out a candle and Deadpool flipped her over his shoulder and held the cake perfectly in one hand. The others watched as he carried her out of the mall. Deadpool sat her down at one of the benches outside of the mall. He placed the cake between them and reached into his suit and handed her a rolled up piece of paper. She looked to him puzzled.

“What’s this?”

“Your own list Bella baby.”

She opens the list as she does he kicks something out from underneath the bench. It was some sort of long black case. She opens it up and her jaw drops.

“It’s your own sniper rifle. See!” He points to the Static name on the rifle in Italic red.

“I also got you some Katanas, doorknobs, grenades, but it was too much to carry so I had to leave them at home.”

Bella places the sniper rifle back under the bench. She hops up and jumps in his lap.

“Thank you. I love it all of it even the embarrassing dance number.”

“Embarrassing? Was I that bad?”